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Married Bliss!!

Exactly that......jokes,comedy,games and maybe some prizes to be won!!

Married Bliss!!

Postby Mick » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:51 pm

Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over
their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: 'The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made
love all night long.'

The mistress: 'Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all
night.'

The married woman: 'I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came
in the door and saw me he said,

















'What's for dinner, Batman?''
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Re: Married Bliss!!

Postby Paul » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:56 pm

Brilliant!!! :-)
This is my bike. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me my bike is useless. Without my bike, I am useless.
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Re: Married Bliss!!

Postby 2002r1jon » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:59 pm

:rofl:
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